Yura was chilling out, outside on a swing with Misha, Sasha, and Sergei. “So boys… did you hear what icky-bitch has been saying?” Yura asked, swinging slowly. “Wait… who’s icky-bitch?” Misha asked, confused. “That girl, Natalia Lebedeva. She’s always hanging around Drunia, and I hate it.” Sasha and Sergei leaned over on their swings curiously. “Well, what has she been saying?” “She’s been telling everyone within a 400 mile radius of Moscow that her and Drunia got married.” The boys’ eyes widened. “EWWW” they all said. “Drunia wouldn’t marry that thing!” “I know!!” Yura said, grossed out. “But I still should ask him of it…” He walked inside, into Andrei’s bedroom, and sat next to him on the bed. “Druniashka… I need to ask you something…” “What’s up, моя ласковый дождик?” “…What’s going on with you and Natalia?” Yura asked, hoping that Andrei would tell him what he wanted to hear. Andrei got nervous. “What?! … Nothing’s going on between us! Nothing at all! We’re just friends.” “Really? That’s not what she’s been saying… She keeps telling everyone that you guys got married…” “Yurka… we didn’t. She’s such a liar..” “Good! I think we have quite the future together!!” he said, kissing Andrei and walking out.
Andrei sat there. He knew he had to tell Yuri the truth sometime, even if it would break his heart. He walked out of his room and decided to go talk to Kuzia, who was in the main room, trying to compose something new. “Kuz… can we talk?” “Sure. What’s up?” “I just had to lie to Yura… he found out that Natalia and I got married. I told him we didn’t. I can’t keep lying to him like this.” “Well, Drunia… you should’ve thought about that before you got involved with him.” “I know… but, how could I not? He’s sweet. I love him!” Kuzia looked at Andrei, unsure of if he should believe him or not. “What about Natalia?” Andrei looked at the floor. “I love her too. I’m so confused… I don’t know what to do.” “You’re totally screwed.”
Meanwhile, outside, Yura was playing soccer with Sasha and Sergei, while Misha watched. Natalia pulled up in her car, got out and walked to the door. Yura decided to confront her. “So, Natashka, how long are you gonna keep lying to everyone?” Natalia looked at him, with a look of pretty much pure disdain. “What are you talking about? I have never lied in my life!!” “You know what I’m talking about! You and Andrunia! You guys aren’t married!!!” “Yes we are, you little rat.” “That is such a shit! Drunia loves me and only me. Together forever. And who are you callin’ a little rat, you overgrown sasquatch?!” “Overgrown sasquatch? You little… ugh!! Well! I hate to burst your bubble, kid. Andrei is mine. We’re very much so married, and we’re gonna have a baby together!” Natalia said, showing Yura her very pretty, expensive wedding rings. “So just back off and play with your toys. OH! And if I ever catch you ANYWHERE near my Andrei, you’re gonna be sorry.” she said, walking inside. Yura stood there in shock. “She’s lying!!” Yura said to the boys. “Right? You boys think she’s lying too, right?” Sasha and Sergei just looked at each other, and Misha just looked at Yura. “Yurka… I don’t really think so.” Sasha said, looking at the ground, sheepishly. “WHAT?! This is all giving me a headache. Let’s go inside.” The boys headed inside, and meanwhile, Natalia went to confront Andrei…
She burst through the door, totally ticked off. “Andrei Aleksandrovich!!!! You have a lot of explaining to do!!” Andrei looked at her, confused. “Oi.. okay. About what?!” “You and that kid!” “You mean Yura? What about him?” “Yeah that’s the little rat. He told me that you told him that you two were gonna be together forever! What the hell is he going on about?!” “Well, I told him that once…” Just then Sasha walked by the room, and decided to stand in the doorway and listen in. Natalia looked at Andrei, curious. “Why?!” she asked. “Because he’s been fucking Yura senseless for the past few months!” said Sasha, deciding to pipe in. Natalia got angry. “WHAT?!?!!?!?” Drunia looked at Sasha. “Thanks, Sashunia.” he said, sarcastically. “Oh you’re welcome!” Sasha said, running off, giggling. Natalia looked at Andrei, her anger becoming more of disbelief than anything. “How could you do this to us?” Andrei turned away from her, not wanting to see how he hurt her. “I don’t know, Tashka… It’s just… Yuri is so perfect, he’s so sweet, so innocent. I’ve been like the only person who’s truly cared.” “Don’t you care about me and our baby?” she asked, about to cry. “Of course I– WHAT?!” “It’s true. We’re having a baby!” They kissed each other, and pretty much started making out when all of a sudden they heard a voice. “Oh my god! Drunia!!! What the hell!!” Andrei looked, and it was Yura, standing there staring at them in shock. “Yura! Sweetheart… it’s not what it looks like!!!” Yura was starting to get mad. “Like hell it is! So, you’ve been lying to me all this time?!” Andrei just looked away, saying nothing. “I feel like such an idiot… Прости меня, Наталия… I really thought he loved me…” Yura said, running off.
I agree with Yuri. Natalia is an overgrown sasquatch! XDDDD